Jesus

A guy I smoked weed with back in college.
Mike: Hey, Jesus! What's going on, bro?

Jesus: Chillin'.
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Jesus is the most popular fictional character above edward cullen.
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I just love Jesus. Don't you?
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As stated by someone else previously,Christianity is a good philosophy.It's a good moral guide and a good way to live your life.

As far as this idea that you can keep sinning and then ask for forgiveness,sinning then ask for forgiveness goes that's not true.God is not dumb.If you yourself knew someone like that who kept wronging you and kept asking you to forgive them would you not eventually grow tired of their act? God is patient and people can't help some of their sins and God understands this.However this is not a license to sin or be depraved or a lunatic or a homocidal maniac.But if you are sincerely trying to improve yourself then God knows this.But there is sin that means death,a point of no return.God isn't stupid.

Now just because you have some minor sins or self control issues is no reason to become a devil worshiper.That's ridiculous.But if you are so far gone that you are Hitler then you may already be doomed to hell and their may not be any forgiveness for you.
And Jesus wasn't Arabian he was a Jew.
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KK he's the awsomest koolest dude there was and IS. Died on the cross 4 everyone, to forgive ur sins - not that u can sin whenever u want. He loves evryone who has good in there heart.
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )
Dudette- "whos Jesus"?
Dude- "a righteouss dude,he loves u so much"
Dudette- ooooo
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1. The totally awesome guy who is going to send you to hell if you don't belive in him and accept him into your heart
Guy 1: Hey guess what
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: I just accepted jesus into my heart
Guy 2: Sweet, now you'll go to heaven like the rest of us christians
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be-jesus is similar to someones wits or crap(not in the literal sense)
50 (fiddy) scared da be-jesus out of Ja as he held da gun 2 his head
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