Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Itch Ok

Typically used by everyone, only one person has made these two masterful words.

Itch Ok Norman, it will get better.

by rs09 March 26, 2023

My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).

Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*

by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022

repost if balls itch

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by dreams real boyfriend October 15, 2023

Mosquito-Itch

An itch that feels both good and bad when scratched, for example, hence the name, a mosquito bite.

My Eczema is a total Mosquito-Itch.

by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023

itch

To discreetly or inoffensively scratch a region of genitalia or similar.

(thinks to self) Oh crap, now I need to use that pinching method to itch my balls.

by Kanaris™ December 20, 2023

Itch

Itch is one of the many ways to call someone a bitch or hoe

That girl is an itch 🙄✋

by Via Kanesha February 21, 2021