Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!
Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!
by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008
Get the Internet Roulette mug.A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.
Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:
• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,
• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,
• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,
• “I hate (wo)men”
Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.
• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,
• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,
• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,
• “I hate (wo)men”
Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.
by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009
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my internethical tendencies persuaded me to delete my mom's "honeymoon" photos from my facebook page.
by sculptordude November 27, 2009
Get the internethical mug.When you go on the internet with the intent of only doing one task, and end up hoping from one page to another, until you finaly realise an hour has gone by and you havnt done the task you orignaly set out to do.
Similar to a YouTube Loop
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Dude A: Sorry dude, im gonna go check my email real quick, the boss is sending me some important stuff.
Dude B: Okay man.
--1 Hour--
Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?
Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.
Dude B: Okay man.
--1 Hour--
Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?
Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.
by addandsubtract February 1, 2010
Get the Internet Trip mug.A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.
by Ebonyks January 23, 2011
Get the Internet self mug.A subject that is of general and mutual agreement among the majority of internet users. This subject will typically spark little to no controversy when an opinion pertaining to it is discussed. When a disagreement arises in relation to the Internet Consensus it is usually disputed by someone who is wrong. Because it is widely accepted as a fact it thus becomes a fact.
Example(s) of Internet Consensus(es):
1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.
2: Justin Bieber is awful.
1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.
2: Justin Bieber is awful.
by So-Called Person August 28, 2013
Get the Internet Consensus mug.A word I heard from triste loko to big lokote. Internet banger is when a person over the Internet that pertends to be hard like a bad ass but irl they are lil weenies.
Big lokote is a Internet banger he talks all this trash but triste loko tells him to meet him at his hood but he a weenie he never showed up. Internet bangers are scared irl.
by -RICH- October 7, 2016
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