Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020

restaurant incest

The sexual relations between employees at the same restaurant. When two people, who work at the same restaurant, date or have sex. Most cases results in multiple love triangles within one restaurant and complicates the work environment.

I loved working there, however the level of restaurant incest was ridiculous. It was like each person had sex with at least three different coworkers.

by Mronie February 20, 2021

Incest

Good

Incest = good

by Iwanttodieandyoucantstopme February 25, 2021

Incesting

When you use crowdfunding for crypto investment, but actually you are stealing from people.

It is the opposite of investing.

Crowdfunding is for kickstarter, not for incesting.

by Raggydiann April 13, 2021

Incest

The smelling sticks that smell good

I love the smell of incest in my room.

by Incestlover April 15, 2021

Chester Incester

A person who preys upon young children within their own family for sexual gratification purposes

"My uncle preyed on my sister when we were younger. He is a total Chester Incester."

by Heavenlysinner420 September 28, 2024

Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...

And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024