Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
Get the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug. When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch
Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
by Chiccaa November 6, 2021
Get the Itch bitchinmug. by heyimgabeitch December 1, 2022
Get the gabe itchmug. by Anonymous_Gay March 10, 2024
Get the The Itchmug. Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”
by joep_cfc November 6, 2025
Get the Aussie itchmug. Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...
by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021
Get the Perma-Itchmug. A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.
Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.
by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025
Get the Brain itchmug.