Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.

I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.

by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023

iowedine

Refers to da "hot and stinging" situation of being in debt.

Da term "iowedine" could also refer to a "painful but effective" type of "medicine" --- i.e., "tough love" treatment for overspending, such as being forced to not buy anything but da bare essentials, walk/bicycle instead of driving everywhere, giving up costly TV/internet entertainment in favor of free books from da library, perform difficult/yucky tasks yourself instead of hiring laborers to do them, subsist on only used/bare-bones items, etc. --- dat you may have to endure while rebuilding your depleted finances.

by QuacksO October 7, 2024

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

iowan

a person from Iowa. Generally nice, as is in the Midwest, and probably grows corn or something

My Great Grandpa is Iowan

by resyfm December 11, 2023

Iowa rambler

Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.

We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler

by Mercbeamish January 10, 2024