impolentual

unheard of; impossible

Tila Tequila not posing on the internet is impolentual.

by MegaawesOmesuperninja April 20, 2009

impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.

this impotent bagel does nothing for me

by person.001 March 26, 2011

Impollie

When students you work with find a spelling mistake and you create an entry into urban dictionary to pretend it is a real word.

I had to pull on impollie on Emil because he found a spelling mistake - hehehehe"

by allymet July 8, 2012

Impossible Knowledge

Knowledge that cannot be understood because it is too complex to comprehend or cannot be determined through calculation or experiments.

The definition of "impossible knowledge" is impossible knowledge because there is no way to define something that is unknown.

by Dontgocrazy June 28, 2012

Impoolite

Adjective referring to somebody who texts or messages friends whilst defecating

"Man, T-dog keeps sending me texts from the toilet. She's so impoolite!"

by EdFlanders August 20, 2013

impottable

impottable describes a ball on the ball table that is impossible to pot. Impottable.

He needed to pot the red to get onto the black, but sadly that ball was impottable

by AceHimself October 16, 2013

imposer

Someone who thinks they can be something without a degree. Ex photographer

I don't have a degree in photography but pretend I can take pics so I'm an imposer

by That man February 26, 2017