Humdinger

A woman with the capibility to throw her left breast over her right shoulder and squirt buttermilk into her anus.

Speaker 1: I hooked up with a humdinger last night.
Speaker 2: I know, you've told me eleven times.

by zoidberg1997 August 22, 2011

Hummingbirding

(v.) When with a big group of people comprised of many smaller groups of people, flitting from conversation to conversation much in the fashion of a hummingbird going from flower to flower.

Look how good a host Carlton is: He's been hummingbirding from group to group for the past 3 hours.

by Carp_D October 20, 2014

humming tea bag

The act of performing a standard tea bag while the person giving the tea bagging hums their favorite song. This resonates a orgasmatic stimulus to the recipient. Popular songs and nursery rhymes are always a favorite.

After a night of drinking Sally came over to my place and she gave the best humming tea bag ever to a great rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. God Bless America!

by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009

Sex Humming

When you're so exhausted after sex, you immediately roll over and start snoring.

Damn Chuck, could you just hold me for once? Seriously, all this sex humming makes me feel so neglected.

by Annie Kerregan May 28, 2014

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

humpong

A vapid person who gets used. Think like dumb blonde, only going beyond the blonde stereotype. Usually used in a sexual context.

She's such a humpong! Doesn't she know he only wants to get into her pants?

by ha ha hell September 24, 2006

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.

bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!

by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020