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homeschooler

1 - Someone who sits at home all day while upping their levels on World Of Warcraft.

2 - Super smart A+ kids who think they are better than you.

3 - Strange inbreds who slack off all day and have no friends or social life.

NOT TRUE.
I happen to be homeschooled. I have normal friends and a social life.. and i don't wear high waisted jeans.

I think it's examples 1, 2, and 3, that give the rest of us a bad name.
John - Where do you go to school?

Laura - I'm a homeschooler.

John - Really? You're so.. normal.
by seamonkeysarerad January 17, 2008
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homeslice

1. Word white people (such as myself) use in place of nigga. In order not to avoid confrontation from crowds of black males wanting to kill whitey. Instead of "What up nigga?" we say "What is up homeslice."
2. White folk talk for nigga.
by D. Schwal April 30, 2005
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Homesick Abortion

When you and your girl are into some freaky shit, take her dead baby thats been in the fridge and stick it in between your cock and her vagina and start fucking.
Person 1- "yup i used that homesick abortion on her ass."

Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?

Person 1- "She's pressing charges."
by Aleksandr Aleksandrov January 9, 2017
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Homeschool

A system where your parents are in control of your education, and not some so-called teacher they hardly ever see. In a functional homeschooling family, a parent teaches their child, can give them the attention and care they need. The parent can make sure that their child not only learns important facts, but grasps concepts as well. In this manner, a parent can also ensure that the beliefs and morals they have attempted to instill in their children are not corrupted by unruly, dysfunctional children, or teachers who want them to think like everyone else. Children should be encouraged to think on their own, and develop their own opinions. Their personalities should not be squashed, and they should not be overly-sheltered in a decent homeschooling environment.
Homeschool groups exist to make sure that children are able to socialize with others their age, and to offer extra classes (like ballroom dance, art, or more complicated classes parents are unable to teach). Often, groups will organize dances, field trips, and even sports teams or music and drama groups.
Unfortunately, not all homeschooling families work this way, but many do. Public and private schools do not always work either (in case no one else has noticed).
I was homeschooled until 8th grade.

Homeschooling is misunderstood.

Homeschool is not for everyone.
by Einalem the Thinker April 1, 2008
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Homestar Whore

A girl who loves Homestar Runner alot, and is sexually attracted to him.
That girl rather watch Homestar and Homestar Porn than go on a date with a hot guy! She is SUCH a Homestar Whore!
by Lady Homestar February 21, 2009
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Bowen Homes

A subdivision outside of Atlanta. Known for being where the Shop Boyz rep.
"You aint heard tha word, what?
Bowen homes stick together"
-Shop Boyz
by sherlock Homes July 9, 2007
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homestay

When you fall asleep in someone else's bed with out their permission.
me: sorry, i pulled a homestay

friend: again? man you gotta fall asleep in your own bed.
by sakurakiss234 January 1, 2012
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