homework

what you're doing when you're really playing W.o.W or reading this.

TEXTS
GUY 1 : hey can you come over.
GUY 2 : nah doing homework
GUY 1 : man that sucks

GUY 2 : sorry "HOMEWORK"
GUY 1 : OHHHH YEAH THAT SUCKS
GUY 2 : YEAH you want to do "HOMEWORK" together

by DUGY January 20, 2016

homework bone

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.

Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone

by Repiliptic June 26, 2016

Homework

(H)alve
(O)f
(M)y
(E)nergy

(W)asted

(O)n
(R)andom

(K)nowledge

Screw the fucking homework

by Smileyhacker619 December 25, 2016

Homework

Homework is a form of bullshit that dick-head teachers unload on you after spending 7 fucking hours wasting your valuable time on stupid fucking shit we'll never need to know. Do you seriously need to know the food chain to get a fucking job at Wendy's? No we don't, so these teachers can go fuck themselves because I'm just gonna wipe my ass after taking a shit with my fucking math paper assigned by old slut Parkinson.

Homework can go suck a fatass dick!

by MystikFlame March 7, 2017

Homework

A complete waist of time and money that liberal governments force on already overstressed and generally pissed off kids or teenagers.

Guy 1: Did you guys do the Homework? Guy 2: There was homework? Guy 3: Yeah! Guy 4: FUCK I DIDN'T DO IT! Guy 5: Just kill me now and get it over with.

by FuckCommonCore:) October 3, 2017

Homework call

When you call your crush asking for "help" with your homework, but you really don't care about the homework. You just wanna hear his/her voice and possibly get her/him come over.

This homework is too hard! Let me make a homework call to my crush and ask for help!

by Itsbeenfun October 11, 2017

Homework

An evil task for children given by their heartless teachers.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.

Dude, I couldn’t finish my homework last night and now mr. Dick is going to kill me!

by Whyidontdate November 10, 2017