hapster

A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.

My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.

by The Girl with Kaliedescope Eyes July 16, 2008

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Dick heads

Dick Smiths brand of matches

Ive gotta go down to the shop to buy some dick heads

by Butters November 10, 2003

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headskin

The skin covering the head of a cock, the prepuce.

I was licking the stamp. He was all cooing and hard as a rock. His headskin was thick and juicy. It was sticking itself nicely on my lips while my tongue was rolling underneath it, around his trembling head. He would sometimes grab his lovely dick, pull on it in order to retract the headskin and slide his naked cockhead more deeply into my mouth. I would simply give in to the movement, obediently. I was his ever sucking ladyboy and he knew it so perfectly well. I would kiss his headskin, lick his head, and suck his cock for hours...

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

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headsman

a member of a gang that carries out death sentences.

derived from medieval times, where a headsman would behead criminals or traitors in public executions.

see hitman, executioner

Ser Ilyn Payne AKA The King's Justice was the royal headsman for King Joffrey I Baratheon's court in the 'a song of Ice and Fire' saga.

by Tengu March 7, 2007

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801 Hearsay Motions

If your lawyer isn't filing any of these, then he ain't fo' you.

Judge: So what exactly is wrong with your lawyer?
Defendant: Your Honor, he ain't filin' any motions.
Judge: What kind of motions should he be filing?
Defendant: I don't know...801 hearsay motions!

by kcblake September 2, 2011

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