Hantengu

Former Upper Moon 4 of the Twelve Kizuki in the Japanese animated series 'Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba'. Official backstory states Hantengu had been a liar and a thief since he was a child and had a mind that twisted facts and interpretations to suit himself. He had a victim complex and tried to make everyone around him look bad in order to gain sympathy. Because Hantengu kept changing his name, age and background so quickly, he no longer knew his true self. He married and had children several times but whenever accused of falsehoods and dishonesty, he felt mistreated and would kill his wife and children in a rage. Before being "saved" by Muzan Kibutsuji, Hantengu was arrested and ordered to be beheaded after getting caught for murder and theft. The delusional Hantengu went as far as to blame his own hands for committing the crimes. In appearance, Hantengu was a short, frail man who looked to be about eighty-seven years old. He was often sniveling, crouching and cowering in fear. As a human he had miniscule black irises, receding hairline with wavy black hair and gaunt. His demon self looked nearly identical to his human, with the addition of glowing red sclera, miniscule yellow irises that contained "Upper Four" in kanji in place of pupils, two curved horns and purple discoloration on his forehead. The word "fear" in kanji was etched on his tongue and he wore a split-tone geometric kimono. Hantengu believed that there was no one in this world more pitiful than himself.

That sniveling little cockroach Hantengu is so pitiful, he took the last cookie from the cookie jar and blamed his hands for it!

by virtuousweakling March 12, 2025

Hanzo Titties

When a well-built man has soft, squishy, and jiggly pectoral muscles like a woman, but only masculine ones like those of Hanzo Shimada from Overwatch.

Zeus: it's not fair, Poseidon has Hanzo Titties!!

Poseidon: Hanzo what!?

by AngieDark January 28, 2026

Hantairbol

Someone who is gullible enough to believe made up brainrot

I just told that guy he’s a barelarence and he’s looking it up. He’s such a hantairbol.

by Drayk67 February 13, 2026

Hanzu

The state of being a near perfect specimen of a male. His prime excellence is simply unparalleled. He embodies the pinnacle of masculinity. He exudes an aura of sophistication. He is the epitome of an alpha male. He is the most gorgeous, his personality is enviable, and his character leaves nothing to be desired and make him the object of admiration.

Just a mere look into his direction renders one helplessly enthralled by his sheer beauty inspiring an absolute unbridled admiration from the most fortunate looker. Such beauty transcends beyond the norm of what is usually perceived by us.
All men aspire to be like him, and all women aspire to be with him, but NONE can be like him, and NONE is worthy of being with him.

Girl 1: I met a guy last night, and I think I'm in love

Girl 2: OMW. You can't just fall in love after one meeting. You first have to get to know him and ...

Girl 1: But he's a Hanzu...

Girl 2: MARRY HIM

by MZH's ummi August 8, 2025

hanzala

He is a nice, handsome, strong, and good-looking man; all the girls are after him because he looks so good and handsome. He has drip on another level he is so cool all the girl start twearking as soon as he comes he is the real deal.

random girl: give me babies hansom boy sigma hanzala

by BIG BOADY BITCH September 8, 2025

Hanting

Hanting is an inspiration to us all in that INSANE GYATT he is packing. it’s honestly just absurd. he’s also like super duper talented at hella instruments. he’s kinda racist, and also sexist. he’s the opposite of a feminist bcuz he prides himself im being a MASCULINIST. but at the same time hes like super performative and listens to laufey all the time. he actually listened to laufey BEFORE she was popular, back when she did song covers so hes like niche af. hanting face card lowkey declines but gyatt card makes up for it which is why he’s my amazing best friend. Hanting VEHEMENTLY HATES utilitarianism. he doesn’t know what he is but he KNOWS he despises util. he is like bi-curious but instead of bisexual it’s like deontology-curious. it’s quite complicated. his favorite ao3 tag is DUBCON. he also likes character ai.

me: hi hanting!
hanting: bro did you know util justifies the PERVERTS PARADOX?
me: *spreads cheeks*, well, then call me a utilitarian

hanting: grrrr

by baudrilllardisking November 22, 2025

Lifeless Hanz

A lifeless Hanz is a person who calls themselves Hanz (even though their name isn't Hanz) and they love to seek attention using the following steps.

Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture

Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.

Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention

Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".

Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention

Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat

Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day

Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.

You're are being such a lifeless hanz right now, please stop it

by Teddy Bates May 27, 2017