When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.
*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
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To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016
Get the Peppermint Handymug. by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017
Get the Hobo Handymug. A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.
"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018
Get the Sandy Handymug. A smartphone or mobile phone in general. The word originates from the German word "Handy" meaning mobile phone and is commonly used in Europe. It is also connected to the American military "handie-talkie", a more convenient form of walkie-talkie used in WW2.
"I often leave my handy at home because I'm irrationally anxious about it getting stolen or damaged."
by Mushiking42 April 12, 2025
Get the handymug. Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.
Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
Get the cheetos handymug. The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
Get the Half Winded Handymug. Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018
Get the Handy Andymug.