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Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.
Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.
by Jphandball December 13, 2014
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Handy Hoe

A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.

Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.

Short for Handicapped Hoe.
Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.
by Dumb Dick August 10, 2008
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A team sport popular in Europe especialy in Norway and Sweden.
Person 1: What sport do you play?
Person 2: I play handball.
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Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet
by Goat Lad June 26, 2010
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Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
by JakeStur April 8, 2011
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Old Skool Handy

To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"

"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."

"Nice...."
by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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