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Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."
by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014
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six-foot hamster

"Six-foot hamster" was invented ca. 1964 to describe a very ordinary male human, too carefully dressed in a cheap business suit, occupying a position of public contact though lacking in communications skills. Examples: Bank teller in training, Wal-Mart greeter, domestic religious missionary, White House press spokesman.
Hey Ma! There's a six-foot hamster at the door and i can't figure out what he's selling!
by Ceeclef June 5, 2017
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Hamster Mix

Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.
All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again
by Malicious Content December 24, 2005
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ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.
Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good
by X-Phlo April 19, 2007
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Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.
Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.
by OldManD January 20, 2010
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Hamster Sex

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.
by Shouji August 31, 2006
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hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
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