German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body

Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night

by Currant bunman May 24, 2015

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

by Goldfish God March 26, 2021

German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

german exit

Leaving a group and making sure everybody knows. Opposite of Irish exit.

Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.

by German exit February 8, 2017

nono german

a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.

it's a nono german

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没 November 7, 2021