gross sentimentality

A new mental illness in which the afflicted person maintains relationships with people from the past who no longer wish to have anything to do with them. People having this affliction should seek professional help. This is a mild form of stalking and the afflicted person does not have their current emotional needs met and tries to console his or herself by looking into their past. These people also like to collect things from their youth and adolesence. Like an old salesman they go over their old leads (only the quality ones) and try to find something of value in the past, either acceptance, forgiveness, or re-assurance. It is unclear what would come of the person if they were actually to harvest one of these relationships and see themselves as successful in this respect. See also: stalker loser dumbass forrestgump

John is a real mess. Everytime his life gets tough he calls his ex-girlfriends and feels like he is right back with them even when that chick hasn't heard from him in years. I think he has gross sentimentality.

by John Laurich March 12, 2007

Gross out contest

The act of drunkenly attempting to make your drunken buddies vomit by making them envision increasingly disgusting things.

"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."

"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"

by Captain Trips January 26, 2009

Glosson

It'ts the title given the to most wonderful women in the world, she's a short, nice, smily girl that will always listen to you.
She's usually nice and cool, but if she sees something she thinks is wrong, she becomes some one else, she uses the words to make everything better.
When you find a Glosson you must keep her by your side and love her, because she is not easy to find and once is gone, is gone for good.
Glosson won't believe in God, but she will always do the right thing. She's so smart that will make you feel you are a monkey.

I'm so lucky, I found a Glosson!
In order to win I had to say something very Glosson like

by Glosson November 23, 2011

grosse pointe

A city on the boarderline of detroit with a huge! drug epidemic the kids have so much money and nothing to do so they drink and use drugs, used to be cocaine and ecstasy but now has moved on to heroin and crack.

i'm going to go hang out in grosse pointe and smoke crack and shoot heroin and pop ecstasy and smoke weed and drink alcohol and pop every prescription pill possible and if any other random drug comes along will do that too all at the same time because we just have enough money and enough boredom to do it!

by GPisajoke March 3, 2009

grossy

a word that describe a gross and messy object or place.

that's the rag you used to clean your bathroom, it's so grossy

by rofllmaoqwerty September 2, 2009

Gross

Good, awesome, cute, etc.

Similar to sick.

Dude did you see that catch? It was gross!

by batt3ry June 21, 2011

gross

That which is beyond tasteless.

What happened to all the gross definitions in the Urban Dictionary? They were pretty funny. I miss onion ring. Even if I needed mental floss after reading it.

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003