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Spankin' Gravy

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.
I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!
by Stickypalm September 30, 2019
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Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021
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Gravy funnel

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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gravy ass

when you have such an explosive and uncontrollable case of diarrhea that it's leaking from your anus and your ass crack smells like poo until the storm passes.
momo must had a severe case of gravy ass because he smelled like a rotting corpse in close quarter combat.

tricky_trouble: hello gravy ass
by analman388 May 24, 2016
mugGet the gravy assmug.

Gravy Grooving

When you reach a state of Nirvana while rolling on exstacy.
Last night at the roller rink Kevin was gravy grooving on disco biscuits.
by Matt Kash April 22, 2011
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blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy
My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!
by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017
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gravy gland

Large excesses amount of fat clinging to waistline, aka. a gut.
Louis's gravy gland tingled with excitement when he eyed a radio flyer wagon full of Chinese food destined for his gapping maw.
by TK_PBB May 20, 2008
mugGet the gravy glandmug.

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