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im gooning every day
by chrissybighead June 9, 2025
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Gooking

Gooking or to gook is the act of cooking but in a highly artful and successful way. Some home chefs cook up budget friendly and sub average meals for their families but some of us just absolutely gook. Gooked food is never raw in the middle or under cooked, never burnt or unappetizing. The food must be gooked to perfection, buttery and braised, sautéed and simmered, sensual and steaming. When you look over and see your Eshet Chayil gooking in the kitchen you might even feel a little gooked yourself.
To "Gook."

The food is finally "Gooked."

Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.

You gooked that paella right up.

Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.

Conversation:

A: WYD tn

B: Gookin

A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there

B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya

Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight

B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked
by @sarahbellaweasley July 10, 2025
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Gooningtaser

A type of person is an extreme gooner but has the characteristics to be a better man than they actually are
Hey you see what Adam just did! ? He’s a real gooningtaser
by Eggnogsds July 18, 2025
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Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
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Gooking

When one goons and geeks out at the same time
"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."
by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025
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Goobington

Goobington, a joke for a friend
“THEY ARE EATING GOOBINGTONS!”
by GartSimpson July 27, 2025
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Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3
person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..
by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025
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