Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.

“Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”

by sigmatoilet26 May 3, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.

Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock

by doisptick May 15, 2024

girthmaxx

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis making the sides of the penis more bulky and girthier in appearance. It's one of the 2 steps in penis bending the other being jelqing which increases it's length whilst this increases it's width.

Jeremy: wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx
Sara: i can't im still on jelqing

by doisptick May 15, 2024

girth maxing

grow your penis

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 24, 2024

Girthquake

When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.

We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.

by Mnastee69 May 29, 2024

Girthquake

Middle name from the 16th Century associated with earthquakes of high magnitude due to girth originating from Latin word Girthy meaning size.

Who’s he? That? He’s Girthy Girthquake Johnson son of Hugo Alexander Johnson

by fingerfish January 30, 2026