Dropping a Fossil

1) To defecate such that the stool makes an audible noise upon hitting the water of the toilet

2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying

1) "I could totally hear the guy in the next stall dropping a fossil"

2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."

by Clamler March 5, 2013

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social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks

That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser

by 1supernoob August 20, 2021

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flossy

Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would fuck just by their looks.

"Stephen from Laguna Beach is so flossy. I'd do him in a second."

by claire November 11, 2004

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fosse

(adj)

deriving from "fugly":

Fucking Awesome - fossum can also be used.

"Wow, that movie was fosse."

by Majooka August 28, 2005

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Anal Flossing

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair

I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.

by nep1293 January 23, 2014

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