Friend

Something you do not have.

"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."

by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020

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A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.

Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."

by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020

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Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

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Friend :

A person is more than a friend when she/he likes you, laughs with you, understands you , or tries to kill you , and then apologizes for what he did and said that night, while keeping his shit together. Years later , the friend usually grows up and loves you no matter what happens and gives you your space and time to miss her/him a lot and at Christmas you are still friends and neighbors .

It’s from my best friend! Wow he sent me a Christmas card!

I married my best friend from college .

by ChigcagoMan December 25, 2020

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