playing with not myself

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...
by thatstragic October 8, 2022
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Myself

You will literally do anything to preserve you moral superiority delusion. Pathetic.
Hym "No I'm not doing it to myself. Didn't need to earn it. Didn't need to try. Any pain I endure between now and the payout is YOUR doing and NOT MINE and you aren't inflicting that suffering on me explicitly because I didn't do anything. But you're still a retard. You daughter is still a flith slut. You're kids are still shit. And I'm still better than everyone."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
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propping myself

phrase; To posture up. To ready yourself for any situation. Also can be interpreted as one exuding confidence.
"Dropping smoke ashes, as I'm plotting my wealth/ (Huh) Money keep spending, as I'm propping myself.

~Jayo Chops~
by Furious Force April 21, 2017
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simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body
Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy
by A86 February 24, 2023
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peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you
Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch
by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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