paper folding

to work an office job.

to relax and kill time while working.

look at that lazy paper folder.

another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.

by killen villain September 30, 2008

teabag folding

It is the monotonous folding of paper squares into rosettes and other shapes. A good activity to entertain colleagues on a Friday afternoon. Not to be confused with teabagging.

Contrary to popular belief, teabag folding does not involve tea bags.

by coffeefolder July 7, 2010

excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.

User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."

by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014

Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly

Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling

by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020

fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

by Che Criollo September 22, 2023

Fent Folding

The act of folding in half, typically along the waist, while nodding off from the use of illicit drugs such as fentanyl or tranq

Look at those addicts on the street! That one's fent folding!

by Bauxer May 9, 2024

Gerald Fording

When you build a car while having sex. This is in reference to how gerald ford made the car

He didn’t seem engaged, he was too busy Gerald fording

by tntisbased June 8, 2024