Flakey

Someone who does not ever answer their text messages or phone.

Wow, I've texted Tara 34 times in the last 5 seconds and she still hasn't answered... she's flakey that way.

by Arat Nahtekcm February 21, 2012

cum flake

Cum that flies through the air like snow flakes.

GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?

GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.

by UniveGreensboro May 16, 2006

flaker

to not be able to attend an engagement with a friend or family member without proper notification.

Me and vanessa were supposed to meet at the movies on saturday at 5 but come saturday at 5 i was at the movie theater and she never showed up and never bothered to even let me know she wasn't coming. I guess she's a flaker.

by kr1818 September 10, 2009

flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

Flaked out

To fall asleep

He was flaked out on the couch

by Shreddo August 12, 2017

fecal flakes

1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.

2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.

Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"

by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007

penal flakes

When ones penis flakes and leaves...Penal flakes.

Iain- Yo dawg you made a mess in the shower

Jamie- Chill YO, its just my penal flakes. you feel me?

by Jay86 July 6, 2007