flatscan

A cisgender person, especially one who is transphobic or otherwise holds outdated views of gender and language. Often used as a synonym for "normie."

My flatscan coworker thinks it's appropriate to ask me extremely invasive questions about my medical history and sexuality just because I'm trans.

by bluehairedpronounuser July 20, 2022

flants

a term used to describe popular locations to party and/or hang out.

"Lets find some flants tonight man, i wanna party."

by Joyce Myfaltzens February 19, 2009

Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

all facts

An outright lie.

Hey check this cool site www.urbandictionary.com. It's all facts, no-bullshit or anything like that!

by pertsanaattori April 25, 2011

Facts

A concept that can be proven though it does not need to be true. For example the earth is flat and that is a fact sure it is not a correct fact obviously but if it was it would be able to be proven.

Ben shapiro: Uses "facts and logic"
Liberal: lemme fact check oh and it says here that that is not true
Ben shapiro: FAKE NEWS

by CuckservatardSlayer666 April 19, 2019

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

factspert

adj- one who claims to be an expert when it comes to facts

that is a total lie. you actually just made it up! i know because i happen to be a factspert

by the_factspert. April 26, 2011