Fadio silence

When your super drunk friend doesn’t respond to your texts but is active in social media

Hey man what’s up? (No response, but comments on post at the same time)

Fadio silence

by Mmach August 4, 2018

fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Fabio

The celebration you do while scoring a touchdown. You raise your hands above your head, flick the ball away, and proceed to do jazz hands while screaming "Fabio!"

Did you see the Eagles game? Carson Wentz Fabioed when he snuck into the end zone. It was awesome!

by kd2950 June 23, 2019

fapiniscing

The act of tenderly stroking your gentleman's sausage while revisiting previous sexual encounters, viewing nudes from ex's and/or sexting with hoes}

Sometimes I miss my ex, but I had a fapiniscing session and quickly got over it.

by SZ8888 July 1, 2019

Fabiolous

When an Italian gay man tries so hard to appear straight to hide his hidden gay desires.

that dude jokes about dick so much, it’s fabiolous.

by fiestybear April 10, 2019

Facion

(n) Facion is the micromovement in the face when warming out of the cold, after a heartwarming thought, receiving a compliment, remembering an endearing moment or what causes the weird tingly feeling in the face after sticking the head out of the window or riding on a fast rollercoaster.

After an hour of chatting and his making her blush, her face hurt from the facion.

by loving1 April 12, 2019