Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

Frog-hit

When you hit the weed so hard you cough and burp causing your eyes and mouth to look like a frog.

that weed hit me so hard, i basically frog-hit it.

by 4h35620345 December 8, 2019

lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

free as a frog

another way of saying that you’re very free or available! saying that you’re not busy!

jim “hey man what are you doing tonight”

paul “oh yeah dude i’m free as a frog tonight”
jim “sick bro lets hang 10”

by xoxoquinny August 21, 2018

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.

Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.

by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...

"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."

by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008