resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

ARF (Angry Resting Face)

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."

"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."

by Eddy 3094A October 01, 2012

Front-leaning rest position

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups

1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"

by Deez-nutz-goty September 02, 2021

i rest on your face

Butt-head's pun of "i rest my case" as uttered in the episode "The Trial".

And thus, we can conclude that my theory is correct. I rest on your face.

by dub_version July 08, 2015

resting bitch face

That look on your face when you look like you want to have your face ripped off.

My resting bitch face is so bad that it looks like i want to have my face ripped off by an alligator.

by SalimAzeez June 07, 2015

rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".

I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.

by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011

R.B.F. (resting bitch face)

A condition where the face seems to be in a scowl even when not displaying any emotion

She looks pissed.
She's not she just has R.B.F. (resting bitch face)

by elDoctor November 29, 2013