Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Flash Gordon

1.The King of the Impossible.
2. Savior of the Universe.

Well, if someone doesn't turn Flash Gordon we're all going to die alow, grisly deaths!

by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Flash Nut

When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.

Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"

by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017

flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

Philadelphia Flashbang

Philadelphia Flashbang

Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.

Sean pulled a quick Philadelphia Flashbang on Oliva and she had no clue it was cumming.

by The Ill Tits Bo$$man December 3, 2009

Hydro Flask sksksk

An internet meme coming from the app VSCO, usually said by white girls that own Hydro Flasks.

“Oops, I dropped my Hydro Flask sksksk.”

by Temmison August 23, 2019

flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.

Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG

by Schwinder January 4, 2017