farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006

fasted

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

by Clarabelle Sari September 21, 2006

Farded

An Americans pronunciation of Farted

"The Dennis just farded (The Dentist just farted)".

by Poochie Long August 29, 2009

ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey October 20, 2008

dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010

Glitter Farter

One who farts glitter; homosexual.

That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter!

by Johnny Dazzles January 13, 2009

fartled

To be gagged and smothered by a fart.

While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.

by Doodles505 July 21, 2009