exetel

Exetel is the shittyest ISP in the world, there gaming network is just gay...

They really need a good kick up the arse.

This CS server lags hard... must be an Exetel server

by Sponge Bob August 24, 2004

exercise

It's fun to do.

Josh Polywogg said that exercising is fun to do and when Josh told me he was going to exercise I caught him whacking off in my tool shed after he told me he was going out for some exercise.

by Pumping up September 26, 2010

Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.

Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.

by FF29 September 12, 2020

resident expert

Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.

AKA know it all

"...."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."

by Not the resident expert November 7, 2007

Exeter

red neck town

hick-vill, 'ima gonna ride my tracta down the Exeter Highway'

by that is freakin sweet June 29, 2008

Exeter

A boarding school in Exeter, New Hampshire known for going out and tipping cows over on the weekend because they have nothing better to do. Jealous of Phillips Andover Academy, which has a lower acceptance rate, better academics, a better football record, a larger campus, a better hockey team, and two US presidents (Exeter has one, but it was over 100 years ago). Known for choking themselves with their ties.

Exeter Kid: Dude, Andover sucks! You guys ain't got the Harkness Table!

Andover Scholar: (Choosing Between Harvard and Yale)

by boom1394908 August 31, 2008

Exersex

n. v. - the act of using sex for exercise; to have heated fornication

Pam: "Oh my god I feel so frustrated, and I feel so fat."

Rita: "Why?"

Pam: "'Cause I ain't got none in like a month and my pants are hella tight."

Rita: "Then I suggest you best get out there and get some exersex!

by Amber T.B. September 19, 2008