erection

when you make yourself feel like a jerk

like getting a boner when the doctor fells up your balls

by pa pa pimp May 14, 2003

Stage Erection

An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.

Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!

Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?

Dylan: ...yeah, man.

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by Bready Hampton October 28, 2011

erection

A term used when to describe the enlarged male penis when aroused sexually

Those big bouncing boobs of yours are giving me an Erection

by Osofast April 26, 2003

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by Asshead May 17, 2003

2006 Election

1. The election that effectively ended the Bush dictatorship.

2. The reality wake up call that Republicanazis needed to put them back into the minority where they belong.

3. A Democratic intervention on an out of control Republicanazi government.

Hey Bush, you know that clamp you now have squeezing tight on your nads? That was installed courtesy of the 2006 Election. Have fun trying to play dictator now that your rubber stamp Congress has now been "privatized".

by AntiGop November 8, 2006

One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

by Instaburn June 14, 2014