elder geek

A person, typically middle-aged or older, who was a geek before being a geek was popular. An elder geek is often but not always an alpha geek.

A set containing all elder geeks might include:
1. Someone who worked with the first commercially available microcomputers, like the Altairs or TRS-80s (computer elder geek);
2. Someone who played the original Dungeons and Dragons after it was first published in 1974 (gamer elder geek);
3. Someone in the United States who collected anime and manga when it had to be ordered directly from Japan.

by Retiarius April 28, 2010

EdgeRank

Word invented in the early 2011s by SEO shit-shovelers to sucker the dumbest web people into paying them more money.

"Do you want to maximize your web traffic? Then maximize your Facebook EdgeRank, bitches!"

by blkr November 4, 2011

elderhead

1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.

1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.

by Molby9 January 15, 2012

elderwoody

The erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs).

Look at that elderwoody Floyd has as he plays shuffleboard.

by panterax3 April 28, 2014

Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

elderliness

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

by Elderliness June 15, 2017

ederson

Ederson is the spiritual guardion of Benfica. He is God.

Ederson

by Hdjsjzbajsb August 30, 2017