earth yuppie

an earth yuppie is like a hippy but with money and showers. they commonly live in the northern regions of new mexico.

Guy: Hey you wanna go to the Dave Matthews Band show with me?
Dude: No way man. It'll be full of earth yuppies.

by George January 6, 2005

Earthist

A person who studies the behaviour of earth and all that is on and in it.

Are you an earthist?

by Wambi Brian May 31, 2018

Cunt of the Earth

Cunt of all Cunts.

Laura is the Cunt of the Earth

by thisguyhere February 23, 2009

Earth

A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.

"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."

by Devil October 14, 2003

earth people

Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and Narcotics Anonymous (NA) speak for non-alcoholic/addicted persons.

Also referred to as normal people.

"I wish I was like that earth person who just left the bar with her drink glass still half full!"

by Twelve-Step slang November 17, 2004

earth day

A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.

What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.

by Spun Runner April 22, 2005

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019