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lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis
by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024
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little hunny sweety dumpling

Word of endearment you use when you know the person is a asshole but you still love them
Peep 1: "I just burn down a house"
Person 2: "Wtf Little hunny sweety dumpling?!"
by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025
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Butt Dumpling

When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.
Oh man we ate too much ramen I feel a "Butt Dumpling" knocking.
by Bobby Brinkman August 4, 2024
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Steamed Dumplings

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.
That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.
by hec.tor September 27, 2021
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Chocolate Dumpling

The last shit crap droplet that just doesnt quite make it all the way down the drain, and ends up coming back up after the flushing stops. Is usually rather small and often a companion to the Cottonelle Caper.
George W. Bush's dog then regurgimitated the Chocolate Dumpling he ate earlier from an electric port-o-potty.
by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011
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Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
by Rick Junk October 22, 2020
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Trump Dumpling

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.
by NanchangKev April 24, 2020
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