disaster of 1807

When a bunch of different evil plots coincide at one event and it all goes to shit.
Named after the treason trial
of Aaron Burr in 1807, in which Burr’s supposed world domination plan, James Wilkinson’s plot to get America taken over by Spain, and Thomas Jefferson’s plot to merge the branches of government all crashed together at a show-trial with scarring results for everybody involved.

Bruh, everyone was trying to resolve their drama at the party last night, it was basically the disaster of 1807!

by an entire guillotine November 29, 2017

disaster zone

Shithole place (city, state, country)

Detroit is a disaster zone.

by Saucy1-2U May 2, 2018

Disasterophe

Disasterophe, noun

A terrible mess.

This house is a disasterophe during spring break, and the kids are home from school.

by artbyvanté May 9, 2018

Disasterbation

A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation.

If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation

Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...

Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real

by ^RoxyRoll^ March 10, 2018

Diasterism

The highest form of autism. The only person to have this is the famous and well known youtuber Diasterous

Person 1: *screeching noises*
Person 2: Dude, do have diasterism or something?

by Diasterous May 29, 2018

dicster

A ugly person who doesnt know what life is.....My life sucks

Im a dicster!!!

by Salty_French_Fry May 29, 2018

Disasterpiece

Disasterpiece

Something so horrible, so beyond fucked that it's existence boggles the mind. The opposite of a Masterpiece.

I didn't expect Fallout 76 to be great but damn...it's a disasterpiece.

by Grants_Dreaming December 1, 2018