-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.
by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan January 06, 2021
Gay Guy 1: Hi, i'm a fag.
Random Guy 1: Ain't it obvious...you a Direct Pentinium Anal Fag.
Gay Guy 2: What's that?
Random Guy 1: Your momma's chesthair!
Random Guy 1: Ain't it obvious...you a Direct Pentinium Anal Fag.
Gay Guy 2: What's that?
Random Guy 1: Your momma's chesthair!
by UM...A GUY September 26, 2010
Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.
by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018
NRDM is an abbreviation and or acronym used by cryptocurrency fanatics, fans, and DeFi users who have frequently made uncanny and clever observations, that sometimes the sacrificial lamb is one's own kind, when it comes to phishing links and scammers that target their foe through Direct Messages sent via Telegram or Discord Channels, or generally baiting their foe online.
The sacrifices of these sacrificial lambs, has resulted in the social phenomena The Distribution of Clever Abbreviations (DCAs or DoCAs) to help remember that, one should always be weary of suspicious Direct Messages that are sent to us online, especially when they are shrouded in the veil of unparalleled kindness or desires to be helpful, followed by a very odd link that should have otherwise screamed "NOOOO - Don't Click Me!! ( DCM ) --- if it were not for the HTML Link & the oddly familiar sense of safety given the impression of the link & underlining, bringing you quickly to the end of the road for your money, as it connects to a scammer or fraudsters server & database, and quickly sends them all your personal information & access codes, in the blink of an eye *Poof* all gone.
One must find ways to aMUSE one's self with these things, lest we never forget, all the sacrificial lambs of our time. Amen.
The sacrifices of these sacrificial lambs, has resulted in the social phenomena The Distribution of Clever Abbreviations (DCAs or DoCAs) to help remember that, one should always be weary of suspicious Direct Messages that are sent to us online, especially when they are shrouded in the veil of unparalleled kindness or desires to be helpful, followed by a very odd link that should have otherwise screamed "NOOOO - Don't Click Me!! ( DCM ) --- if it were not for the HTML Link & the oddly familiar sense of safety given the impression of the link & underlining, bringing you quickly to the end of the road for your money, as it connects to a scammer or fraudsters server & database, and quickly sends them all your personal information & access codes, in the blink of an eye *Poof* all gone.
One must find ways to aMUSE one's self with these things, lest we never forget, all the sacrificial lambs of our time. Amen.
Person 1: Hey guys! I JUST GOT THIS AMAZING OFFER! Someone sent me this link to this amazing website and said that I just need to connect my wallet and they'll send me 5000 Ethereum!! I should have it by dinner time!
Muse: Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you to NRDM...
Person 1: NRDM?
Muse: Yes, NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages... Duh.
Person 1: But... But...
Oh... F***
Muse: Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you to NRDM...
Person 1: NRDM?
Muse: Yes, NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages... Duh.
Person 1: But... But...
Oh... F***
by Martin Horowitz April 30, 2022
Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.
Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
by ella555666777 October 25, 2011
You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
by Shadow Jr. November 08, 2020