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Able Directions Y E E

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.
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direct pentinium anal fag

Um....a gay guy with a surious (said like a black guy) craving for ass.
Gay Guy 1: Hi, i'm a fag.
Random Guy 1: Ain't it obvious...you a Direct Pentinium Anal Fag.
Gay Guy 2: What's that?
Random Guy 1: Your momma's chesthair!
by UM...A GUY September 26, 2010
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DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner
Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.
by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018
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NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages

NRDM is an abbreviation and or acronym used by cryptocurrency fanatics, fans, and DeFi users who have frequently made uncanny and clever observations, that sometimes the sacrificial lamb is one's own kind, when it comes to phishing links and scammers that target their foe through Direct Messages sent via Telegram or Discord Channels, or generally baiting their foe online.

The sacrifices of these sacrificial lambs, has resulted in the social phenomena The Distribution of Clever Abbreviations (DCAs or DoCAs) to help remember that, one should always be weary of suspicious Direct Messages that are sent to us online, especially when they are shrouded in the veil of unparalleled kindness or desires to be helpful, followed by a very odd link that should have otherwise screamed "NOOOO - Don't Click Me!! ( DCM ) --- if it were not for the HTML Link & the oddly familiar sense of safety given the impression of the link & underlining, bringing you quickly to the end of the road for your money, as it connects to a scammer or fraudsters server & database, and quickly sends them all your personal information & access codes, in the blink of an eye *Poof* all gone.

One must find ways to aMUSE one's self with these things, lest we never forget, all the sacrificial lambs of our time. Amen.
Person 1: Hey guys! I JUST GOT THIS AMAZING OFFER! Someone sent me this link to this amazing website and said that I just need to connect my wallet and they'll send me 5000 Ethereum!! I should have it by dinner time!

Muse: Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you to NRDM...

Person 1: NRDM?

Muse: Yes, NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages... Duh.

Person 1: But... But...

Oh... F***
by Martin Horowitz April 30, 2022
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My boat does not shake in your particular direction

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
by ella555666777 October 25, 2011
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You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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One Direction

The most famous boyband of all times. One Direction is even better than The Beatles, as they have broken records even they couldn't achieve. One Direction bandmembers are Harry Styles (he's very handsome), Louis Tomlinson (known for being a smol bean), Niall Horan (an angel that doesn't like sharing his food. literally), Liam Payne (pretty funny, but has a spoon phobia. And as his last name is Payne, many ppl say things like "I'm in Liam Payne but the Liam is silent" 🤪), and Zayn Malik (actually adorable but sadly enough left the band early bcs he never rly liked the music style. but he also left bcs he had an eating disorder and we gotta be proud of him🥺). They are all very handsome and adorable, ngl, and their music is the absolute best so if you havent heard of them: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?
One Direction also has a fandom called Directioners and lemme tell you that we are legit CRAZY! We know a lot of personal info, and broke into airport security. We also crashed multiple websites (accidentally, of course🤡)
Sadly, One Direction split up in 2015 and went on a Hiatus, but me, and a lot of other fans KNOW that they will come back one day :)
1D is also a shorter name for One Direction
Directioner 1: OMG THAT'S HARRY STYLES FROM ONE DIRECTION!
Directioner 2: OMG YES I MISS HIM AND THE BOYS
by onedirectionscarrots September 16, 2020
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