An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021

Another word for a penis
by Fadgy December 9, 2020


A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
