Danish Swearwords

A Danish word which is frowned upon.

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords

by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018

Danish Kringle

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.

"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"

by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018

Dillon Danis

Dillon Danis (noun) is a term used in the world of boxing to refer to a fighter who withdraws or pulls out of a scheduled match before the event takes place. The term is named after Dillon Danis, a notable figure in combat sports known for his involvement in various fighting disciplines and interactions with high-profile boxers.

Dillon Danis (verb): To "Dillon Danis" is an action in boxing where a fighter chooses to withdraw from a scheduled match or bout, usually due to reasons such as injury, contract disputes, personal matters, or other unforeseen circumstances. This term captures the act of a boxer removing themselves from a competition, akin to instances when Dillon Danis, after whom the term is named, has opted to not participate in boxing events. The verb signifies the fighter's decision to step back from the match, potentially disappointing fans and altering the event's dynamics.

by seasonedapple August 11, 2023

Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.

"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

danish chum-bucket

The act of vomiting into your lover's mouth mid-coitus. Also known as 'grolsching.'

Do you remember Kelly? I totally gave that bitch a Danish chum-bucket last night!

by Paht December 9, 2008

danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.

While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.

by Bonkj October 10, 2013

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012