Terminal Diarrhea

(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).

"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.

"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".

"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"

See also: Explosive Diarrhea

by The Great White Monkey April 6, 2021

Rank Diarrhea

Diarrhea that is so disgusting, so repulsive, so foul, and rank that it should be left to the imagination.

Cleaning the rank diarrhea out of my toilet was harder than cleaning the seamen out of my fleshlight.

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

Dish diarrhea

Pretending to have to poop after dinner in order to avoid doing dishes.

I can guarantee you two minutes after dinner that Arijana will develop a case of dish diarrhea.

by YvonGluteus March 3, 2014

Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking

Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

red diarrhea

Red diarrhea is yummy and healthy but painful to get.

Person: Yo, dude I just had some red diarrhea.
Dude: Yo that's sick man.
Person: IKR

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Liquid diarrhea

Liquid poo that cums shooting at ur asshole

Nick cham got liquid diarrhea on his face after being buttfucked

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

by Bob October 10, 2004