who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

N.F.I'd

Not Fucking Invited. A term used when you have not been invited to a party or social occasion

You coming to Matt's tonight?

Nope. N.F.I'd mate

by G.M.W.S April 24, 2008

f'n'd

To find a lady friend, have sexual intercourse and then send her on her way. In other words Fuck aNd Dump.

I f'n'd Mrs. Harris (quote from Dimmy)

by Ahad Malik February 14, 2006

f.o.d.

1) an abbreviation for 'fuck off and die'.
2) a completely kick-ass Green Day song. just listen to it!

1)"you're such an ass, f.o.d.!"
2)"you're just...a fuck
I can't explain it
cause I think you suck
I'm taking pride
in telling you to fuck off and die"

by allor August 25, 2005

F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.

1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."

by Megatoast,, a kid who eats jalepenos February 7, 2005