crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 17, 2005

crystalcore

sexy,drunken,hardcore leader.leader to edcore

phwoargh look at her dude.she's well crystalcore

by ur worst nightmare January 12, 2004

Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".

"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"

by Optimal11 December 14, 2013

Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.

Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?

by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021

Crystal

Crystal can be defined as “Agreeing towards something and ending up not sticking to your word”

1. Him : Oh she “Pulled a CRYSTAL” at work today
2. Her : Yes we shall do full body wax.

(Few days later)…(Nothing happens)

Him : You pulled a Crystal again

by Gilfoyle Dragneel December 15, 2021

Crystal pvp

Crystal pvp is a type of minecraft pvp . When a players legs are at the same area as the end crystal. They will take a lot of damage and might die if they do not have enough good enough gear . There are a few types of crystal pvp such as the hit crystal and butterfly crystal . People need a lot of totems of undying golden apples and ender Pearls as crystal pvp is very dangerous.

Who do you think is the best at crystal pvp ?

by shockwavemax April 21, 2022

The Crystal K

When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.

I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021