Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.

Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.

by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

Ender crystal

Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.

Me:Hey look up,there are the last Ender Crystal.Lets destroy it!!!

Then we won that battle

by Tnt567 July 15, 2019

skin crystal

when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock

hey whore get some of this skin crystal!

by Doxsq April 21, 2019

Crystallized Caverns

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.

Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.

Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.

by BraziarK September 28, 2019

crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh

That bitch was giving me crystal head

by Rozak May 24, 2018