cafetorium

bastard cousin of the gymnatorium, the cafetorium is also a craptastic preformance space, often having 'that-food-service-smell'. Preshow activities include folding up and rolling the lunch tables into the corner...

Hey lets go see a show in the cafetorium, we can be entertained and eat square pizza at the same time.

by travelingSTAGEHAND March 6, 2010

Cafe World

An excruciatingly addictive social networking game involving the preparation and maintenance of cyber-food. It revolves around the premise of losing hours a day to playing it and, also, missing out on vital moments with loved ones because one can't be away from the cafe for too long or the food will spoil. Also, one can decorate, build, and renovate one's cafe all the while collecting new recipes that the app doesn't even allow players to print or download. . . so essentially, the food prepared in the game will never be able to be prepared in reality by the gamer.

Minister: "We are gathered here today, to celebr-"

Bride: "OH SHIT! MY SAVORY ROAST TURKEY! IT WENT OFF AN HOUR AGO!!"

Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"

Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"

by The Jazz Man's Fantastic April 27, 2011

Trendy Cafe Man

The stereotypical Trendy cafe man will often be seen at cafes sitting outdoors in full sunlight. His atire includes a tight shortsleeve black shirt, Long black jeans and usually metal frame sunglasses. The trendy cafe man is always bald and often works out at the gym.

1.Out of the car window I spotted a trendy cafe man, sipping latte and laughing.
2.Today there were two trendy cafe men at the coffee shop, this made for an awkward moment between them.

by Toogleberry October 19, 2006

cafediarrhea

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...

Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?

by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008

cafeteria catholic

A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.

Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.

by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006

hover craft

Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.

Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.

by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004

cafe con leche

Literally, coffee with milk. In South America, a mixed race person who is light brown, neither clearly white or black. Spanish translation of Brazilian "café com leite". Not an insult, cafe con leche is considered very attractive.

Halle Berry is cafe con leche,with a white mother and black father.
mulatto mixed race melangian mestee mestizo café com leite

by Anubis Dhole March 29, 2010