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Lead Up The Cornhole

The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."

"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."
by jack-fryjack March 16, 2010
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cornhole

1. (noun) bunghole, anus, poopchute where shit comes out of when u sit on the porcelain throne

2. (verb) To fuck anally with either a large dildo, or a very well-endowed male. Usually results in extreme pain after penetration has ended.
Yo, i heard dat charley's cornhole was shittin sideways after dat guy Willy in the next cell cornholed him in his sleep for 8 hours. Boy, i hope I ONLY end up in a women's jail, so i can cornhole cornholes.
by jason ganz August 7, 2004
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cornhole

Stupid game in greater Cincinnati area, where teams of two try to throw a bean bag in a hole of a wooden box. Game is played like horshoes. Makes me laugh everytime someone says it because it reminds me of butt-fucking.
Hey do your cornhole? You have no idea bitch.
by Mackdaddy61 February 24, 2005
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Cornhole

Donny put his dick in Matty's cornhole.
by Stan Lee August 30, 2003
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Conchadetumadre

In Chile, meaning proced gestation of human in to the mother's body.
Andate a la conchadetumadre
(Go to mother's pussy!)

In Chile use: conchetumare
by Mor&Mor January 29, 2008
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conch

a kind of shell. the conch shell can be used to make a noise when blown.
by coco139888 December 16, 2004
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Cornhole

1) the main event at the 5th Annual Windy City Cornhole Classic which is held in Hoffman Estates, IL at the Sears Centre and is still accepting registration!
2) a sport or game played by many players by throwing a bean bag into a board; most likely played with beer in hand
I kicked ass at the Chicago Cornhole Classic by getting it in and playing some good cornhole!
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