no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

butt contact

When two partners get together and use a device to connect both butts together.

A lonley old man meets a prostitute in a bowling alley, you know there's going to be some serious butt contact going on.

by Hugrew June 23, 2017

pro contact

Pro contact is a term that tends to float around the radqueer and radinclus community, it is referencing people who suffer with paraphilia's.

Someone who is pro contact believes that folks with paraphilia's such as pedophilia, zoophilia and necrophilia should be able to act on those thoughts without being reprimanded.

Someone who is anti contact is someone who supports folks struggling with paraphiliac thoughts but does not encourage them to act on those thoughts and often encourages people to seek psychiatric help.

James: "I'm pro contact!"
Emma: "Fuck you James."

by Ramsys October 13, 2023

intense eye contact

You use the eyeballs that man-kind has provided to the human race to enable intense sight to occur.

The girl had stared at the boy with an intense eye contact.

by Blueberrygurl May 4, 2018

do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love

That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number

by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021

ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.

Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact

by Country Smartass January 21, 2023

contract movie

A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)

by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005