A collection of knee-jerk reactionary Canadian politicians who have no minds of their own. Are at the beck and call of national and international corporations. They have been trained to bare their teeth when anyone mentions words such environment, national health care, women's and gay rights, transparency, patronage, the poor, etc.
Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.
Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.
When I tell a lie to someone, I am considered a prime candidate for membership in The Conservative Party of Canada.
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Considered the "old fashioned" party by opposing views.Often referred by others using blanket derogatory words such as "racist,sexist,bigoted,homophobic"in a maligning manner.Conservatives are often called the "Silent Majority"by the media.They believe in smaller government,Individual self reliance,lower taxes and rights of the Constitution (Including free speech).
Most good conservatives aren't part of any collective social organizations contrary to their liberal counterparts,Some believe in individualism.Most conservatives want to just live their lives unobtrusively,take care of their families,put their kids through college,volunteer for worthy causes.The conservative stereotype is White,Republican and Christian;nothing could be further from the truth,it's worldwide in every religion,race,gender and continent;It's a "state of mind" rather than a political alliance.Good conservatives are minimalists and non materialistic.
"The rational thinkers"
"The right"
Considered the "old fashioned" party by opposing views.Often referred by others using blanket derogatory words such as "racist,sexist,bigoted,homophobic"in a maligning manner.Conservatives are often called the "Silent Majority"by the media.They believe in smaller government,Individual self reliance,lower taxes and rights of the Constitution (Including free speech).
Most good conservatives aren't part of any collective social organizations contrary to their liberal counterparts,Some believe in individualism.Most conservatives want to just live their lives unobtrusively,take care of their families,put their kids through college,volunteer for worthy causes.The conservative stereotype is White,Republican and Christian;nothing could be further from the truth,it's worldwide in every religion,race,gender and continent;It's a "state of mind" rather than a political alliance.Good conservatives are minimalists and non materialistic.
liberal gay person:We're Here,We're Queer,Get used to it!!!
Good Conservative:Yep,okey donkey,just keep it on your side of the fence and we'll get along juuuust fine.
liberal SJW:you know that the president is literally Hitler??!!
Good Conservative:uuuuh,maybe you need to study history more instead of relying on social media for facts and go hop on a plane to visit Auschwitz and Dachau,Then we'll talk when your eyes are finally opened.
Good Conservative:Yep,okey donkey,just keep it on your side of the fence and we'll get along juuuust fine.
liberal SJW:you know that the president is literally Hitler??!!
Good Conservative:uuuuh,maybe you need to study history more instead of relying on social media for facts and go hop on a plane to visit Auschwitz and Dachau,Then we'll talk when your eyes are finally opened.
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What conservatives"women" pretend right wing manginas their not . Common features or blonde or fake blonde hair, botox injections and breast implants or wish they could be like them. Both groups are bimbos who voted for Drumpf at 53%.
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Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
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Get the Social Conservative mug.Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
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1. Literally, indicative of a sparing application. Frugal.
2. In the U.S., commonly used by many members of the Republican Party to contrast themselves with liberal politicians, commonly of the Democratic Party.
3. Originally used by Republican Party (U.S.) members to mean conservative application of laws, or minimal government.
4. In modern times, used to indicate existing or past values as opposed to new values. In this sense, "conservative" refers to personal behavior rather than the use of laws. A synonym for this definition would be "unchanging."
1. Literally, indicative of a sparing application. Frugal.
2. In the U.S., commonly used by many members of the Republican Party to contrast themselves with liberal politicians, commonly of the Democratic Party.
3. Originally used by Republican Party (U.S.) members to mean conservative application of laws, or minimal government.
4. In modern times, used to indicate existing or past values as opposed to new values. In this sense, "conservative" refers to personal behavior rather than the use of laws. A synonym for this definition would be "unchanging."
Usage notes:
When using the word, it is important to note whether it is used to refer to a political theory/system or personal values/behavior.
In the case of number 3 above, both the Republican and Democratic parties hold conservative _political_ values (in that they want minimal government regulation), but about different subjects. For example, the Democratic Party typically believes in conservative (minimal) use of laws regarding drugs, sexual practices, and film/TV. The Republican Party does not follow conservative political theory in those matters, but does for issues of taxation, guns, and employment practices.
However, even though both parties hold conservative political values in some cases, neither maintains a consistant philosophy based on conservative application of government regulation. Both the Republican and Democratic parties in the U.S. use the word to refer to enforcing conservative _personal_values_ (such as those influenced by religious background or otherwise, see number 4 above), but with differing opinions as to whether or not it is a good thing.
The original political use for the word conservative, as in number 3 above, is more similar to the political adjective/noun libertarian in use today, which describes a philosophy of minimal government,
When using the word, it is important to note whether it is used to refer to a political theory/system or personal values/behavior.
In the case of number 3 above, both the Republican and Democratic parties hold conservative _political_ values (in that they want minimal government regulation), but about different subjects. For example, the Democratic Party typically believes in conservative (minimal) use of laws regarding drugs, sexual practices, and film/TV. The Republican Party does not follow conservative political theory in those matters, but does for issues of taxation, guns, and employment practices.
However, even though both parties hold conservative political values in some cases, neither maintains a consistant philosophy based on conservative application of government regulation. Both the Republican and Democratic parties in the U.S. use the word to refer to enforcing conservative _personal_values_ (such as those influenced by religious background or otherwise, see number 4 above), but with differing opinions as to whether or not it is a good thing.
The original political use for the word conservative, as in number 3 above, is more similar to the political adjective/noun libertarian in use today, which describes a philosophy of minimal government,
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