confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

Confargled

When you feel confused, flustered, in decisive, concerned and just don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do about this situation. I'm so confargled right now, I just don't know .

by You.kno July 11, 2017

confucked

basically confused and fucked mixed in one word. like your fucked over and confused you get it? of course you don't i created the word

well i'm confucked.

by snatchedhoe April 18, 2018

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

Confuckled

A confusing, fucked up mess

The wiring on that truck is confuckled

by AColeFD November 16, 2017

Confuckled

To be really really confused

“I’m so confuckled”

by xlolly_loux November 29, 2017

Confurmed

When you happen to find out something you thought was okay or even decent is actually just some limpdick furry type shit.

John : Hey is Jimmy a good Christian cause I think he's hella sus.
Carl: Yeah you right, he just told me to call him Zip Zap.
John: Confurmed.

by KillAllFurries November 30, 2017