Suburban Commando

Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.

Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!

by naijalak April 1, 2009

companionshit

a companionship That is no longer end-user friendly. see friendshit, relationshit

your companionship has gone south. now it is more like a real 'companionshit'

by EnterNot August 19, 2008

Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

Colman Day

When you dont do anything all day long and sit at your house all day and have a Colman Day.

When Tyler called Mike to chill, he said no because he wanted to have a Colman Day and sit at his house all day,play skyrim,suck on his nipple,and be Simards slampig

by slampig978 July 5, 2012

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012